WARNING:

WARNING:

This $200M Marketing Swipe File Is NOT For Advertising Wimps or Maketing Candy-Asses

It’s For Entrepreneurs, CEOs, Coaches and Community Leaders Who Want To Ethically Steal Battle-Tested Promotions, Ads, Emails, Scripts and Marketing Weapons That Have Generated Over $200 Million In Sales…
And Deploy Them In Their Own Business Starting Today.

A True Marketing Genius.

"Michael Is A True Marketing Genius."

- Dan Kennedy
Author, Speaker, Legendary Marketing Consultant
www.magneticmarketing.com

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Here Are Just SOME of The “Money-Drenching” Sales, Marketing & Business-Building Secrets Revealed In My $200M Small Business “Swipe File”…

  • The “Fake Cocaine” I shamelessly used to quickly help write nearly all my MOST profitable ads over the last 23+ years.
  • ​My all time MOST profitable emails ever written (yours to swipe, copy and deploy)...
  • My admittedly “UGLY” goldenrod color flyer that produced over $1M per year for 11 straight years without any changes to the flyer (100% evergreen millions).
  • ​My infamous “FREE Pizza” Thanksgiving Promotion that landed me on National tee vee and made our company a National Name in our industry.
  • ​​The controversial "referral system" that accidentally generated THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of referrals through simple word of mouth advertising (and angered and enraged our bitter and jealous competition to the point of distraction).
  • ​The “stolen" receptionist phone script that eliminated almost all complaints and brought a smile to almost every callers face.
  • ​The dirt cheap, tiny yellow cross sell card that gives you a near 100% response rate every time you mail it to your clients and customers.
  • ​The MOST Hated Man In Insurance “Magnet” that produced at 9:1 ROI and made us the talk of town.
  • ​My simple employee “incentive program” that transformed our company results and helped us retain 94% of our employees year to year.
  • ​The greasy spoon “Diner Placemat” mailer that cut through the clutter and created a 4:1 ROI and blew up our phones with leads, clients and referrals! 
  • ​The bizarre marketing secret that Arnold Schwarzenegger recently revealed is how James Cameron really created three of the HIGHEST grossing movies of all time.
  • ​The full page “Sexy Dame Sports Section” newspaper ad that was BANNED for working too well… then reinstated and copied by our competitors.
  • ​How to make ole skool yellow pages, phone books and print magazines your MOST powerful marketing weapon in 2026 (while everybody else is invisible on ignored online).
  • ​My closely-guarded $6M Sales Script Commandments that turn C Players into B Players… B Players into A Players… and A Players into TOP 1% sales ASSASSINS.
  • ​The “money printing” press release writing tactic (I learned for the late, great publicity guy Paul Hartunian years ago) that helped 3 of my companies pull in over half a million in sales from FREE Publicity!
  • ​How to use local celebrities for FREE that increase your sales by 30 - 40%.
  • ​My OUTRAGEOUS “Warm Beer” and “Husband Daycare" Barber Shop Ads and Newsletters that made our customers CHEER (and our competitors TREMBLE).
  • ​The most dangerous and expensive 4-words in sales, marketing and advertising that will CRIPPLE and bankrupt almost any business.
  • ​The “EXPOSED" testimonial advertisement that got me BANNED from our local insurance association (then celebrated by our National companies).
  • ​The unusual ads that took my hockey franchise from LAST in league attendance to FIRST place in league attendance (for 7 consecutive years).
Okay, let’s take a breather for a moment…

Let me be blunt;

Marketing is the OXYGEN of your business.

But it does NOT need to be complicated or overwhelming.

You can start by taking ONE thang from my $200M Swipe File and implementing it as a 'test' for your company.

One thang at a time.

If it works, great.

Do MORE of it.

If it doesn’t work, test something else.

Marketing should be fun and the MOST exciting part of your business next to counting the “Mucho Fungolas” good marketing creates.

Okay, back to it…

Also included in my $200M Small Business “Marketing Swipe File”….

  • ​The 9-word “drunken" cold email that saved me from public humiliation and financial ruin (and becoming the embarrassing black sheep of my family).
  • ​The $100 Jewelry Store “Free Christmas Gift Certificate” that landed me on the National News and nearly created a mutiny with my overwhelmed employees.
  • ​The “highway walking” tee vee ads I shot on my broken eye fone that made me an almost instant celebrity and had people stopping me on the street asking for photographs.
  • ​The weird employee “Help Wanted” funnel that attracts, recruits and hires OUTSTANDING team members (while you sleep, work or vacation). Never be held hostage by an employee again.
  • ​ The “President George Bush” Post Card That CRASHED our insurance agency website with TOO many visitors and quote requests!
  • ​How an even shy, introverted employee can become a TOP 5% million dollar salesperson.
  • The 10-word (literal) million dollar marketing plan I have yet to hear a single GOOO-ROO so much as mention or teach (and I will argue it’s the ONLY thing that is going to keep many businesses afloat during the coming financial bloodbath).
  • ​The “Cal Ripken” ironman post card that jammed our phone lines for 3 days straight.
  • ​An unusual way to become far more prolific and far more successful and a far more financially successful writer and marketer.
  • ​The grocery store "Brown Paper Bag" Rotary Club mailer that saved our local food band and FLOODED their shelves with food (and raised a boatload of cash for them as well)…
  • ​How we raised $62,919 for an 18 year old hockey player seriously injured earlier in the season...
  • ​A totally unorthodox (and surprisingly effective) way to trick clients into pre-testing your ideas they would outright REJECT and refuse to run or test.
  • ​How I used the NHL Boston Bruins, Montreal Canadians and Toronto Maple Leafs Alumni Hockey Team To DOUBLE season tickets sales and swamp us in FREE publicity and goodwill.
  • ​My barber shop “FREE Back To School” haircut promotion that provided hundreds of haircuts for low income children and raised THOUSANDS of dollars for back-to-school supplies for these kids each year...
  • ​The George Foreman “Knockout Savings” Post Card that was our all time #1 MOST profitable advertising mailer in history.
And much, much more.
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Disclaimer: Results vary. No guarantees are made regarding outcomes of any kind. You are solely responsible for how you apply this information.